Just Die.

Commenting Trickery.

2008-06-25T03:01:42Z

When I'm testing out two different versions of code, and I want to see what the differences are between their output, there's an easy way to switch the activity between these two different sets of code:

/**/
Do_Action("Alpha");
/*/
Do_Action( "Beta");
/**/

In the above code, as you can see from the coloration, Do_Action("Alpha"); is the only code that is going to be executed. But if I remove one of the asterisks in the first comment, you'll see a different set of code:

/*/
Do_Action("Alpha");
/*/
Do_Action( "Beta");
/**/

Why does this work? In the re-colored parts below, you'll see that the comment controls, that is, the parts the control where the comments start and end, is in green, but the actual comments, the stuff in the comments, is in red. I've also moved the actual comments into a 3rd, seperated line. You can see that by simply removing the first asterisk in the first comment, we do not change the number of comments (always 2), but instead simply change what parts of the code is commented out, and which parts are left in.

/**/
Do_Action("Alpha");
/*
/ Do_Action( "Beta"); /*
*/

/*
/ Do_Action("Alpha"); /
*/
Do_Action( "Beta");
/**/

It's a nice little trick, might come in useful for you some day I hope. Always abuse your languages!

Why God? Why must mankind continue to do this sort of thing?

2008-02-13T17:26:46Z

http://www.hanselman.com/blog/TheWeeklySourceCode11LOLCodeDLREdition.aspx

Mankind should be punished for this.

LOLCode.

We should all be killed.

Dead.

Killed Dead.

/me kills himself.

One month. - Barenaked Ladies eat your heart out!

2008-02-01T00:27:47Z

It's been one month since I quit smoking.
What have I learned in that month? The following:

#1 It is hard to quit smoking.
#2 It is even harder to do it cold turkey.
#3 It is even harder than that to quit when you brother in law who smokes comes back into town.
#4 Other smokers tend to be humored that you think you can quit.
#5 That attitude helps since you want to show them up.
#6 Your significant other can help you remember why you're quitting.
#7 Your significant other can make you wonder why you're quitting. (Just kidding.)
#7 (For real real, not for play play) The extra stress of knowing you can't have a cigarette to deal with the stress you have is like 5 times as bad.
#8 You have to want to quit. You can't quit for someone else, you have to quit for yourself.
#9 Getting to a month makes everything else worth it, knowing you'l be there later in life for your significant other (Gabi), friends (Jaime), and family (Ari, Nathan, Jojo, and Adam).
10# Smokers smell bad.

Moving in!

2007-11-02T14:22:40Z

Well, we got our bed and 2 dressers and our computers moved in (the two that Gabi's letting bring with me, plus her computer), and the comcast guy should be here any minute, so I should have internet soon. (Posting from my phone at the moment) So I feel like we're pretty much moved in, which is nice. We'll be moving everything else over later, so here's to hoping everything goes well with our move as well as with Adam and Michael's. Have fun all!

THC <-> Imprimatur

2007-10-13T02:57:52Z

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imprimatur
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_drugs
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/THC

Yes, check them they are there. 3 clicks to go from THC to Imprimatur, or Imprimatur to THC.

Thank you.

Anyone want to suggest more 6 Degrees of Baconpedia?

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-10-10T20:16:00

2007-10-11T01:17:34Z

Posting from my phone! Woot!

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-09-22T03:16:00

2007-09-22T08:31:25Z

In work related news, a short, effeminate black man that calls himself C-Tone (Think of an in-the-closet T-Bob from http://somethingpositive.net/ with more melanin.) in my class at West has been bragging about the fact that he's a player, in that he's dating 3 women, and keeping it from all of them.

So I got one of their numbers and texted her "Are you one of C-Tone's girlfriends?"

Adam, thou hast taught me well in the art of "Stirring up shit".

In boredom related news, I'm fucked up:

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Info --

Of course, as all of you know, I'm not Histrionic, I'm just helping people by showing them they should be paying attention to me.
Also, I'm not Narcissistic, I'm just really freaking awesome and I just happen to be aware of it. And finally, I'm not Obsessive Compulsive, I just like to balance out everything that touches me so that it touches both sides of my body in the same place with the same pressure, that way my brain doesn't flip out and start making me walk in circles.

Ok, ya, I'm Freakish, Unstable, Crazy, Kooky, Eccentric, Damaged, Unpredictable, and Predatory. Or F.U.C.K.E.D.U.P. for short.

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-09-21T00:52:00

2007-09-21T05:56:07Z

Ok, you ever read a webcomic and say "Heh, thats funny, but no where near realistic"? Well, in reference to http://somethingpositive.net/sp06062007.shtml, I stumbled upon the dating profile of a burn victim. Not an inmate, but damn, aside from the apparent minor humor, there is one thing:
All things below, aside from the bolding (the emphasis is mine), are left alone, so consider it [sic]...

dream girl
adventurous dream girl seeks friendship a nd love
Location: Merrick, NY
Age: 47
Eye Color: Brown
Height: 05 feet 02 inches
Interested in: Friendship, Dating, Serious Relationship,
Condition(s): Burn Victims,
Condition(s): Burn Victims,
Looking for a Man
Between the ages of 48 and 55
Smoking: Not at All
Drinking: Socially
Education: Grad
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Children: No
Want Children: Perhaps
Favorite Books:
I liike books written by James Patterson. or Mary Higgins Clark such as Loves Music Loves to Dance.
Favorite Music:
anything slow, soft rock
Favorite Movies:
love stories
Favorite Hobbies:
pets
A Little More About Me:
I'm looking for friendship to start off and then let's see where that goes.
What I am looking for:
i'm looking for a man that is honest, understanding, caring and nonjudgmental. A best friend that will accept my ideas without reservation or judgment.

Apparently, the burn victim doesn't like smoking. Hmm...

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2007-09-21T00:53:25Z

Adam! Download Thriller!

Tonight was good.

2007-09-03T04:29:36Z

So, tonight silent_r_infork and I had an encounter with a "quote unquote" gentleman.

This "gentleman" hit on nipperstixchik (my fiance for the uninitiated [unintelligent])
and then later put his arm around silent_r_infork's shoulder and tried to insult him. silent_r_infork then put his mouth near the "gentleman"'s ear and whispered "Remove your arm, Now." and after he had done so, whispered, "Don't ever touch me again." with this expression:

Later on, silent_r_infork and nipperstixchik told me the full story about the "gentleman" hitting on her, (drawing a picture of her was included) and silent_r_infork defending her honour (yes, I can be British if I want to, damn it!) After I understood what the situation was, I asked silent_r_infork to turn around so that I could go back and "explain the intricacies of courting my common law wife" to the "gentleman". By that I mean that silent_r_infork drove me back to the party so that I could give him a hug and whisper into his ear "If you ever hit on my girlfriend again, I swear to God I will kill you and hide your body where no one will ever find it. And the fact that I don't have a criminal record should be proof enough of my skill."

silent_r_infork and I feel good about the party, and our complete deconstruction of the "gentleman"'s comprehension of his place in the world and his role in it.

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2007-09-02T13:56:10Z

Where did mankind get the idea that he we don't have any unresolved issues when we die, we don't stay behind as ghosts, or something?

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-09-01T18:12:00

2007-09-01T23:16:18Z

I'm not sure why this needs to be posted, but my subconscious says the lack of an attached face to the art of S*P has restricted my comprehension of it recently. (Have I mentioned that my subconscious seems to be getting less abstract to my point of view, almost to the point of being like I'm thinking along 2 different lines at the same time?)

HERE!

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2007-08-30T19:49:34Z

Phone aaa

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2007-08-30T14:46:02Z

Here i sit, my cheeks a-parted, i came to shit, but only farted.

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2007-08-27T13:35:44Z

n the break room. This particular test took me 7 minutes, so obviously i now have 1 hour and 23 minutes to kill. woohoo.

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2007-08-27T13:35:38Z

Lj well, i'm bored at work today. They gave us a test, told up that we had an hour and a half To get the test done, and when we were done, we could sit i

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2007-08-23T14:05:22Z

west is a joke, and the IT here is a waste of space, and they waste air.

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-08-21T14:25:00

2007-08-21T20:25:25Z

You know how you know I have too much fucking time on my hands?

I found a way to run linux programs over the network on my windows machine, and while the computer i'm at is running windows, the programs I'm using are running on a linux machine. And the programs look like they are running on windows.

I've lost my fucking mind.

NSFW

2007-08-16T04:56:11Z

Closest thing to albino porn yet.

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-08-15T11:17:00

2007-08-15T16:18:13Z

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-08-14T10:49:00

2007-08-14T15:49:43Z

http://funhouse.bubble.ro/1037/Superconducting_Maglev_Train_Model/

almost like anti-grav!

iwasnotanazi @ 2007-08-12T11:47:00

2007-08-12T16:50:43Z

Potter Puppet Pals
+ Weird Al
+ Bohemian Rhapsody
=

First of all, this is all silent_r_infork's fault

2007-08-05T06:25:45Z

silent_r_infork left early tonight, which caused nipperstixchik and I to get really bored. This ended as me shaving my legs and my moobs. I would post pictures, but NOT A SINGLE PERSON ON THE PLANET ever wants to see that...

Today is (brain) weasel stomping day!

2007-07-20T10:19:31Z

Abortions.

2007-07-18T06:45:04Z

I propose a couple methods to resolve all the abortion arguments:

Mandatory 9 month waiting periods on all abortions.

Required signed fetal permission.

Anyone got any ideas?